Song Lyrics (?): “There Is No Good Water In Texas”

There is no good water in Texas.

After that terrible storm.

If you drink water in Texas

You might get a parasite worm.

It’s not easy driving in Texas

After the mass days of snow.

Best have a tow truck in TExas

So that the traffic will flow.

It isn’t easy being in Texas

When your pipes they do burst

In summer it’s over one hundred

I can’t say which is worse.

The pols they are morons in Texas

They’re only out for themself.

If they get Federal-elected

They can get plenty of wealth…